Momma and Poppa and two aunties – with amusement and incredulity

and suspense

annoying miseries

sounds fun to you--then do it

Including a special feature

The Hobbit Urban Planning and Development Momma and Poppa and twoBilbo Baggins is a hobbit who enjoys a comfortable, unambitious life, rarely traveling any farther than his pantry or cellar. But his contentment is disturbed when the wizard Gandalf and a company of dwarves arrive on his doorstep one day to whisk him away on an adventure. They have launched a plot to raid the treasure hoard guarded by Smaug the Magnificent, a large and very dangerous dragon. Bilbo reluctantly joins their quest, unaware that on his