24-ounce stainless steel water bottle decorated with a dignified pattern of demons engaged in wholesome exercise

and The Calamityware Cat

multi-color design brings to a fine-quality t-shirt

Cards read "Happy Birthday

Remember when we all used to commute to the office

Christmas Could Be Worse Travel Mug ghastly guardians 24-ounce stainless steel water bottleA Christmas version of our almost famous Things Could Be Worse travel mug. This porcelain mug is decorated with reminders that there are worse things that an imperfect Christmas. Your new travel companions include pterodactyls, Sasquatch, giant frogs, dubious musicians, walking fish, robots, the grim reaper, quadrupeds, pirates, UFOs, voracious sea monsters, zombie poodle, dinosaurs, a nutcracker, and maniacal snowmenall decked out with holiday cheer.